Once upon a time, a long, long time ago, little Scottie McArthur was born in San Diego. Rumor has it he was a bit of a handful for his parents and sometimes even rode his bike down the Juan Street hill with his feet up on the handlebars.
Well, not a lot has changed. Little Scottie will be 69 on October 29th. No one thought he'd last this long. He's still a bike-ridin' maniac. While it may not be feet up on the handlebars, it's now century rides, riding in 115+ degree heat, and basically obsessing big time over his BIKE.
So, it's time for a little fundraiser:
Please print this page, check your participation level, and mail with your check (or cash) to Little Scottie.
Level One - The Ex-Friend. Just $5 gets you into this beginning category. _______
Level Two - The Recent Acquaintance. $10 acknowledges you haven't known Scottie very long, but you undoubtedly plan to move up in the categories in the future. _______
Level Three - The Good Buddy. $25 lets the world know that you really Care _______
Level Four - The Relative. $50 - surely it's worth more than a buddy. ________
Level Five - The Dear Friend. $100. You know how important you are. ________
Level Six - The Close Family Member. $200. You want to be close, don't you? ________
Level Seven - The Sponsor. $500. You really want to see Scottie go Pro. ________
Level Eight - The Mentor. $1000. You feel a certain responsibility for having started him down this road, and you know the high cost of bike gear. ________
Level Nine - The Patron. $1500. You want him to keep on ridin' ________
AND
Level Ten - The Godfather/mother. $2500. It's a level you can't refuse, plus you want him in your debt for a loooong time. ________
Just remember: It could be worse. He could have taken up sailing.
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